I think my horoscope lied to me. Today it told me this:
|More than one phone call could come to you today bringing absolutely wonderful news!|
Horoscope, I assume this is in relation to my manuscript on submission?
Um, it’s already 4pm and the only phone call I received today was from a telemarketer. Horoscope, I think we may not be on the same page. I know you may think it’s good news to be offered a chance to donate money to a political campaign, but I do not. I think I’ve been misled.
You have one hour to redeem yourself.